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darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba

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gayalienbabe:

Cleo woke up with her tail between her paws and adorably disgruntled

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utopianoverlord:

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

utopianoverlord:

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.
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grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

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